Not everyone can get a dream date on Valentine’s Day, and some people aren’t ready for a long-term commitment. You can’t ask a girl out specifically on VDay, so you have to improvise. You choose to live it up by going online and visiting Netflix for 4 hours straight. There’s a lot of good shows you can watch to liven up your single day. Or you can read on and enjoy these hilarious tweets for singles on valentines’ day
#1 Joey and Food
Andrew gets it. Sometimes you just don’t want to share your food, and that’s why you’re single. C’mon, who would ever want to split a pizza with someone when you can gorge it yourself?
#2 Rachel and Books
Me: I want a bf.
Guy: Hey are you free this weekend?
Me, in bed by 8 PM with a book:
I’m SO busy!
#WhyImSingle
— Rachel Crowder (@RachelKayTutor)
February 8, 2018
Rachel has perfectly summarized every Harry Potter lover every! There’s no time for dates Harry, you have a wizard to meet.
#3 This handsome man’s life story
just dropped my new single
it’s me
i’m single
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito)
August 30, 2014
With almost 1 lakh RTs, we can empathise with this man’s life story.
#4 All Alone Meme
you don’t have to be sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day if you remember you’re alone all the other days too
pic.twitter.com/UyEPe7lI5Q
— d? (@youngoddesss)
February 5, 2017
She’s got a point there!
#5 CREAM! (Cash Rules Everything Around Me)
me knowing im single af and dont have to buy any valentines gifts
pic.twitter.com/eZ4WxMEWzj
— Lisa Simpson (@tbhIisa)
February 3, 2017
This tweet is life!
#6 Zomato Call Karo
Aww, my Valentine* brought me a gift**
*pizza guy
**pizza that I paid for— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo)
February 14, 2015
Who else is enjoying a large Margarita by themselves?
#7 Fake Gfs 4 LIFE!
I have a valentine, but she goes to another school. also she’s modeling overseas right now.
— lawblob (@lawblob)
February 14, 2015
This tweet is every school-kid’s go-to reason for being “busy” on 14th
#8 Single and ready to
me: i’m so lonely
person: hey
me: leave me alone
— Funny Tweets™ (@Lmao)
June 24, 2013
Nope
#9 When she’s playing hard to get and giving signs (#wtf)
When you can’t really tell if someone is into you or not
pic.twitter.com/DbtK9mCstQ
— sarcasm (@autocorrects)
October 11, 2015
Nobody knows
#10 Sometimes people just can’t get a break
“HELLO. IS IT ME YOU’RE LOOKING FOR?”
‘You’re beautiful and I love you,” I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied “I just want to be friends.”
— Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri)
May 26, 2014
